Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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