is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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