who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize