Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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