Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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