I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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