I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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