his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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