well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
