I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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