Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
