yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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