im about as happy as oj after his trial
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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