i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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