I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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