Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the day after is always just damage control
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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