Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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