You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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