So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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