Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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