is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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