i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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