All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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