I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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