Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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