Betty ford says i'm here all night
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do herpes really smell.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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