it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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