Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
