I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
