at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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