I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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