I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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