I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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