Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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