Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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