did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
