i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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