The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
it was like eating out sand paper
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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