do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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