No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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