Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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