When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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