NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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