people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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