i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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