Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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