in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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