i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he laminated a picture of his dick.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
try to milk me bitch
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