Midget sex pt 2 tonight
two words: eviction party
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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