You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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