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Thats what she said
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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