You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you win again, gameday.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize
