Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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