My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
There are leaves in my underwear?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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