What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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