It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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