Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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