I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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