Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I got chris browned last night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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