she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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